So my old seefu called one of my kungfumates and ask him if we need tuition.
My mate say okay lo. Then that b-tard say okay can, cost 80 dollah per hour, never mind how many studen come, also 80 dollah per hour.
Then my seefu later found out that 30 student coming for his class, he get greediez. Now he say 300 Dollah per student for 2 month... =.=
I say Shuff bananah up his nose and feed him to baris. He help me get a UNGRADED in My kungfu practicals and so i not bothered to go for his 'tuition class'
Sumore he wont teach us anything useful, only tell us story about his good friend annawaar.
Then now since he hate me, and if i go for his tuition, skool kannot do anything to him, he might hit me in that special place which cause me to vomitx..... I aim for his face if he does that =.=
So i say PLUCK YEW SEEPHU!
Oh my gawd.
remember that day ahbeng buy big big teddybear?
Today i saw that VERY SAME teddy in Baris's hands. :O
WTFFFFFF... maybe i should introduce him to annwarr.
JOY TO THE WORLD, BARIS IS DEAD.
WE SHOULD SHIT ON HIS HEAD.
WE TOOK HIS HEAD FROM HIS BODY
AND SHUFFED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND WATCHED IT GO ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
UNTILL IT ALL WENT DOWN.
Today i saw that VERY SAME teddy in Baris's hands. :O
WTFFFFFF... maybe i should introduce him to annwarr.
JOY TO THE WORLD, BARIS IS DEAD.
WE SHOULD SHIT ON HIS HEAD.
WE TOOK HIS HEAD FROM HIS BODY
AND SHUFFED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND WATCHED IT GO ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
UNTILL IT ALL WENT DOWN.
Baris, Ahbeng and seefu.
Since 14 feb is varlandine's day, my kungfuschool had a mini-fair. Now it was very exciting: got music, food, soft toy, etc etc etc
I not bothered go and buy anything. But on the way i saw delicious cupcake. i buy some cupcake for myself. Then when leavng time i suddenly see ahbeng doing somehing there. I quickly hide make sure that he no see me. Then i see him go and buy one teddy bear and hide in his big big bag.
Then after our class, we decide to come down and guess what we see!!!!!!
people bring pool table and charge 2 dollah per game. so all of us go play loh.
Suddenly this prawndan come. walk around laugh laugh and i notice lah. Straight i turn y back look in other direction because i scare if i look too long later my eye bleed... =.=
Then something caught my eye, i turn around look again and this is what i saw in he... HIS hand:
I not bothered go and buy anything. But on the way i saw delicious cupcake. i buy some cupcake for myself. Then when leavng time i suddenly see ahbeng doing somehing there. I quickly hide make sure that he no see me. Then i see him go and buy one teddy bear and hide in his big big bag.
Then after our class, we decide to come down and guess what we see!!!!!!
people bring pool table and charge 2 dollah per game. so all of us go play loh.
Suddenly this prawndan come. walk around laugh laugh and i notice lah. Straight i turn y back look in other direction because i scare if i look too long later my eye bleed... =.=
Then something caught my eye, i turn around look again and this is what i saw in he... HIS hand:
I almost scream like banana. Not because i want the bag, but because of price of bag. Just before i can scream, my friend tell me: dis one phake lah. if real, he would have afford to go operation his face.
Then the b-tard turn around and look at me.
I swear i almost carry pool table and throw at his face. after that i run straight go far far away from him.
I slap her so hard.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, now she looks like my old seefu.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, now she has a set of detachable noses like Michael Jackson.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, she became black.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, she shat brix.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, her mader started to cry.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, she flew back home.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, she gained weight.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, her hair fell off.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, my old seefu in Thailand started to scream in pain.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, the kungfuschool collapsed.
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, she now looks like baris. [i will explain next post]
- I slapped my new seefu so hard, ahbeng began to eat pig.
The cat spa.
Today i bring my friends go to cat spa.
Its this new thing come from JAPAN. experts say that this spa is very good for people whit dead bodies on their feet.
In this spa, they make hole in floor and throw like 300 catz inside. These aren't any normal cats, they are special cats that are trained to eat the dead bodies on your feet.
So what happen is that you put your feet inside and they clean clean and when you take out: your feet feel very good!!!!!
They charge 22USD for 30 minutes of this special spa. i can buy the cats for 22 USD... =.=
So this is what happen, me n my friends went. we put our leg inside, when come out:
Its this new thing come from JAPAN. experts say that this spa is very good for people whit dead bodies on their feet.
In this spa, they make hole in floor and throw like 300 catz inside. These aren't any normal cats, they are special cats that are trained to eat the dead bodies on your feet.
So what happen is that you put your feet inside and they clean clean and when you take out: your feet feel very good!!!!!
They charge 22USD for 30 minutes of this special spa. i can buy the cats for 22 USD... =.=
So this is what happen, me n my friends went. we put our leg inside, when come out:
no more feet already. =.=
Dont pray pray width me arh.
Back in the olden days, when Dr.Poof was a liddle ghirl, there was this bully she used to know in school... Now my seefu went to a Chinese school, where everyone obviously spoke Chinese. [okay fine. mandarin... there is no such language as Chinese. nor is there a language called Hindu shorty.]
Hanyways, this bully knew one sentence. Dont Pray Pray ah. [dont play play. ah....] this sentence was then discovered by gurmit singh who used it in PCK, but that is off topic.
Everytime my seefu kena bully, before the bully steal her monaaay or candaaay, bully say that sentence. and that became the first words she learnt in eenglish. "dont pray pray"
Everyday when she go home she start to sing "dont pray pray" on the way while walking, Until it became permanent stuck in her head.
Then after she finish secondary school, she vow to become kungfumaster so that she could find her high school bully and defeat that poor fellow.
she master the skills and hobtain the peehetchdee in KungfuLYING and fooled the world.
Hanyways, this bully knew one sentence. Dont Pray Pray ah. [dont play play. ah....] this sentence was then discovered by gurmit singh who used it in PCK, but that is off topic.
Everytime my seefu kena bully, before the bully steal her monaaay or candaaay, bully say that sentence. and that became the first words she learnt in eenglish. "dont pray pray"
Everyday when she go home she start to sing "dont pray pray" on the way while walking, Until it became permanent stuck in her head.
Then after she finish secondary school, she vow to become kungfumaster so that she could find her high school bully and defeat that poor fellow.
she master the skills and hobtain the peehetchdee in KungfuLYING and fooled the world.
I got slapped.
me : hey, my bag is broken, it wont carry my books anymore, what should i do?
her : carry it with your hands then.
-holds her hand-
me : i cant do that, my hands are meant to hold your hands, not carry books
i got slapped
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me : do you know why a man's hand must be rough, not smooth?
her : hmm, i dont know. why?
-hold her hands-
me : it is so that the man can hold his girl's hand. it will not slip.
-tries to shake loose but failed-
me : this only shows that it is hard to seperate us.
-i got slapped-
her : carry it with your hands then.
-holds her hand-
me : i cant do that, my hands are meant to hold your hands, not carry books
i got slapped
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me : do you know why a man's hand must be rough, not smooth?
her : hmm, i dont know. why?
-hold her hands-
me : it is so that the man can hold his girl's hand. it will not slip.
-tries to shake loose but failed-
me : this only shows that it is hard to seperate us.
-i got slapped-
after seefu left this is what is happening
My seefu left and now so many things happening.
so many People going to hell/heaven/longkang
Goalkeeper kena wack by own team mate
Hair falling
belly growing
money flying
economy making factory close
people fail kungfupracticals.
Today one uncle try do something very... i do not knoe what to day.
He wan try make bus go swimming in river... in Malaysia river = giant longkang.
He make bus full with small shildren then fly straight into riber. Lucky he stupid and the 5 year old is smarter. He wack steering wheel, die straight. The children grab hold onto all the rubbish they see and straight float to GH.
My seefu call the government scold them and then say that he actually help the student float to gh by using his powers from Thailand. He say that the government is kayu and that he wants to be next PM.
so many People going to hell/heaven/longkang
Goalkeeper kena wack by own team mate
Hair falling
belly growing
money flying
economy making factory close
people fail kungfupracticals.
Today one uncle try do something very... i do not knoe what to day.
He wan try make bus go swimming in river... in Malaysia river = giant longkang.
He make bus full with small shildren then fly straight into riber. Lucky he stupid and the 5 year old is smarter. He wack steering wheel, die straight. The children grab hold onto all the rubbish they see and straight float to GH.
My seefu call the government scold them and then say that he actually help the student float to gh by using his powers from Thailand. He say that the government is kayu and that he wants to be next PM.
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