PM was seated next to a little girl on an airplane that was
leaving KLIA. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to Pak Lah, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said PM, "How about who is going to win the
next election?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"
PM thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl then asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
who is going to win the next election when you don't know shit?"
leaving KLIA. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to Pak Lah, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said PM, "How about who is going to win the
next election?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"
PM thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl then asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
who is going to win the next election when you don't know shit?"
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