ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW AIR ASIA UNIFORMS

PETALING JAYA: After receiving numerous complaints from angry and unsatisfied spouses regarding the overly immodest cabin crew uniforms, Air Asia co-founder and group CEO Tan Sri Tony Fernandes announced today that a unanimous decision had been made by the board to adapt a zero percent sexual uniform for all flight attendants, both male and female.
The latest uniform, designed by Australia's most acclaimed international fashion designers, Marteen Grant, features a simple yet and stylish white robe that is guaranteed to eliminate any unwanted feelings that may arise in passengers.
Cabin crew staff will also undergo 3 weeks of intensive training on how to serve passengers in absolute silence and without physical contact.




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