I slap her so hard.

• I slapped my new seefu so hard, now she looks like my old seefu.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, now she has a set of detachable noses like Michael Jackson.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, she became black.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, she shat brix.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, her mader started to cry.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, she flew back home.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, she gained weight.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, her hair fell off.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, my old seefu in Thailand started to scream in pain.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, the kungfuschool collapsed.
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, she now looks like baris. [i will explain next post]
• I slapped my new seefu so hard, ahbeng began to eat pig.