I got slapped.

me : hey, my bag is broken, it wont carry my books anymore, what should i do?

her : carry it with your hands then.

-holds her hand-

me : i cant do that, my hands are meant to hold your hands, not carry books

i got slapped

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me : do you know why a man's hand must be rough, not smooth?

her : hmm, i dont know. why?

-hold her hands-

me : it is so that the man can hold his girl's hand. it will not slip.

-tries to shake loose but failed-

me : this only shows that it is hard to seperate us.

-i got slapped-