FIRE AT GOMDAR!

Today as i was passinng Gomdar i saw many many many red colour truck.
I stop and kaypoh.
Seems my seefu use gas tank and boom the Gomdar.
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Sadly it wasnt a suicide bombingz :(

Bladdy Disgusting.

Today i was eating in the kungfu canteen when i spotted this retard that look like baris.

WTF IS HAPPENING? More and More people are wishing that they have the sheepai. =.=

This is bladdy nonsense. I look there and i tell u, i almost vomitx in my plate.

i went up to it and slapped it so hard that its fake wig and all its other fake items flew off.

i hope it leaves and is replaced with a real human... preferably female.

Good News Bad News!!!!!

Bad news: my seefu has been kicked off the island. I wanted her to stay there, but it seems she managed to get some ice to sink and thus the bomoh's there kicked her off the pulau.

Good news: seefu is leaving! She has decided to go elsewhere and teach countless others how to play 'fake' kung fu.

seems like seefu failed.

Update.

The residents on the island decided to get together and form a small government for the island. Since the island is in Malaysian waters, a native land person was elected to be the brime minisder for the island. Almost immediately, a fellow native land man was thrown off the island due to the "mee" case. Then the official language was selected to be English due to a vote.

Immediately there was an uprising against the BM. The government responded by throwing coconuts at the protesters, who were all native land people.

Pulau Jerejak Boleh!!!!!!!!!

Lost: Update.

so far, one contestant has passed away. the contestant who will not be named met his death when he decided to tried to pcc using a crab.

Lost: pulau jerejak

This is the Malaysian version of Lost.

Today a plane crashed into pulau jerejak causing all 100 passengers to be given MIA status.

Out of the 100 passengers, there are 2 confirmed survivors, one of which is my seefu and another unknown male subject. The other 12 are not confirmed because they are naked, and thus not harlarl.

The Malaysian government has decided that since the economy is not good, they will start a TV series called "LOST: Pulau Jerejak" and have declared the island off limits to all homosaepians, unless they are willing to join the cast on that island. The winner will receive a proton chancellor and one bottle of non alcoholic wine. [also known as sparkling juice.]

People native to the land, will receive one bodyguard each and a carton of harlarl products to be used on the island. they will also be given an option to build a house at 20% its actual price.

My seefu was the first to capture a part of the island where soybeans were rumoured to grow. This was the first attempt to make tofu.

Updates next time.

my seefu in trouble.

She was caught pcc-ing in the staff room, now shez getting fired.

OMG FRIEND TAKE DRUGS.

HIS NAME IS SHOOOOONY.
HE TAKES STEROIDS TO COMPETE IN KUNGFU, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT STEROIDS MAKE testicles GROW smaller.