Shah Rukh Khan’t come to receive Datukship

Yah, my seefu say not that he kant come, is because he paiseh. He have to kneel to one uncle and receive his "knight hood" from Malaysia. later he go around say he is knight of Malaysia, they throw slipper at his face.
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In other news, ahbeng wants an MP3 PLAYER!!!!!!!
He went up to seefu and this is how it went.
AhBeng: Daddy ah....
Seefu: *Snort* *Snort*
AhBeng: DADDY ARRRRH!
Seefu: HAMI SU LA..... karneneh...
AhBeng: what is garneneh...
Seefu: Nothing lah... its like say hello....
AhBeng: Oic....
Seefu: Now apa lu mau?
AhBeng: The otherday ah daddy, i go library see all my friend have something in ear. Then i ask what that, they say that is call MP3 Player.
Seefu: so? -__-
AhBeng: Well.... daddy wa pun ai... *shows gay face*
Seefu: okay. Today i in good mood lah son. here is one dollar. Go buy....
AhBeng: erm daddy Mp3 Player cost 100+++++++++++
Seefu: WHAT? WHY SO EXPENSIVE? U WAN LISTEN TO SONG FOR 100 DOLLAH AH?
AhBeng: *starts to cry*
Seefu: I tell you what, You take house radio, put in battery, carry around THEN SYOK DE BAH....
AhBeng: But in library woh.....
Seefu: NEVERMINDONELAH!!!! YOUR UNCLE HEAD OF LIBRARY NIA MAH!
AhBeng: OOOO okay lo....

That is why, when ahbeng enter library, very noisy.

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