So one day he mentioned it to his kungfu buddies lo, and they all tease him about it, so he angry at them.
Then one day, he decide to "move in". So he go to model ask her to fetch him go home because his car battery spoil cauz water dry up. She agree lo becauz his house on da way go her house mah. She drive him go home nothing happen lah because he no ballz mar.
Then slowly slowly he get her to drive him home more more time. He make new excuse now say that his kar kena chopp by seefu.
She also dun care care like that becauz no problem wat. Then one day his kungfu mates see that he stare stare in model's direction during kungfu theory, so they start tease him again lo.
They tease him so much till he paiseh so he try pretend like he gay so that they stop tease him with her.
Kungfu mates also no care, they just make sure that they stay far far away from him and don't let him sit behind or next to them.
One day one kungfustudent bring poker game on handphone to play in the room. He start to discuss with other mates on how to win and all that lo.
This gay bugger [Michelangelo] also wan know what happening. so he come sit, listen and pretend that he know what others talking. Then after some time others leave the poker guy alone to play his game bah, then Michelangelo move in.
He ask how to play ah? but the student smart. He know that Michelangelo cannot play poker because his religion dont allow hm gamble. He say cannot teach becauz later if he kena caught, he can go jail wan.
Then Michelangelo start to put hand around poker's shoulder and start resting his head on his shoulders to watch the poker game on small screen.
Poker player jump up and screem WTF, slap him and straight go police station to make report.
On the way to station, he see model. She ask him y he so piss. He tell whole story. She say that she know Michelangelo and say nvm bah, so poker say what the heck: nvm lo.
Then next day while poker on the way home, he meet model again. She ask him if he see Michelangelo. He say no. then he offer to call Michelangelo for her lo.
Michelangelo see that poker is calling his phone so he press red button. Poker thought problem with his cheap hadphone so he borrow phatz phone to call Michelangelo lo.
This time Michelangelo pick up. Then he realise that it is poker on the line. He tell poker to STFU and GTFO and go PCC.
Poker quickly tell him reason why he call him and hang up lo. Ahbeng come running like a dog to place that poker, model and phatz are waiting. Poker tell Michelangelo that he is B-tard and walk off.
next day Michelangelo try wipe ass. but poker ignore. Then at night he try call poker but poker suspect that he is gay so he no pick up. After 30 minutes Michelangelo call again and listen to caller ringtone which was the song "apologise." [its tooooo late to apologise....] he then give up.
Then next day poker and phatz need take bus home. So poker ask people drive him to bus station,but everyone pretend no hear. then model was there. She say hat she can drop them there lo. so they all walk to model's car go lo.
On the way they see Michelangelo walk on side of road all alone and "emo emo" so they pity him and say nvm, we give him lift home lo.
They stop in middle of road and open door for him enter car, he mai. They wait there 3 minute in middle of road with door open ask him masuk car, he mai. so poker slam door, show middle finger and they drive off lo.
Then 4 minute later Michelangelo call phatz phone. he start yelling say that he and poker malu him infront of model by asking her to stop for him and al that rubbish lah. Poor phatz dunno how to handle the situation, so he pass phone to poker.
Poker blur blur so he say hi and try to talk. Michelangelo call him a babi and press red button.
Next day whole kungphuclass 4 know what happen. All very angry at Michelangelo. when poker and phatz go down stair buy drink, model shout and scold Michelangelo for being a b-tard. She scold so hard till poor guy cry non-stop for many day.
Now Michelangelo change name to Batman-bin-suparman and remain gay for life.
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