kongseefarchai!

aunties, uncles, brothers, sisters, fellow see-fu's in training, all the NTWB's [espically ahbeng.... no wait, its Michelangelo now.]

One of my fellow kungfu trainees has a "special friend" lah. Now basically this special friend is new to our kung fu school. To make things worse ah, the "special friend" is girl.

Today morning ah, my seefu call 3 students do "special" practical training in the very secure room which obeys the tofu theory lah. actually got four, but the fourth one is boy lah, so not counted.

now my seefu is very clever. He use techniques ah, WAAAAAAAAAA syok i tell you. He can stand on his head and teach you how to tie knots and all. he wont do for the guys, but he do for the special people. then he go home and fap fap fap. [its on google.com].

Or maybe he fap in front of them i dont know. maybe they also play inside i duno. cauz if they lie i duno.

Now today he told them one story. This one is real wan ah.

My seefu last time in ARMY u kno. He was a sniper.

Dont play play ah. He so pro that once last time, just before he was going to kill a very important person, he left his bag of bullets in his car. but by the time he realised it, it was too late. So guess what my seefu do? he throw the scope of the sniper almost 1+ KM and it hit the guy's neck and then that caused his life vein to tear. The poor guy becasme a fountain and died soon.

After that incident, my seefu love to eat chicken neck. he say that everytime he see a chicken neck, it remind him of his famous strike on that "person". He say when he chew, SYOK OOOOH, but then he also say that teach kungfu practical with his 3 new students is better.

Then he also mentioned that he know how to make BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

My mouth go like this:

I then quickly ask him teach me how to do. After i agree to buy him one bucket of chicken neck, he finally agree. He say do this:

• Go hospital
• stare at nurse
• masuk germoderaphy loom.
• i was like wtf is germoderaphy loom.
• Then he say its where u treat cancer.
• i was like damn. AHBENG also know how to spell.
• then he say nvm
• then he say u BE A MAN
• DO THE RIGHT THING
• BUY THE PURSE
• no wait that was russell peters.
• he said go to the machine
• open up and steal the RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE!
• then go home and keep.
• Repeat the stealing step a phew timez.
• Then u have enuf de.

Then you go home, and get 1 gas cylinder. U cut open. then you fill with gunpowder and make like small place to put flyFM inside. [RADIOactive mah]

then u carry that go up tall building 28 floor and light gas tank. Then u kill many many many people include urself.

He say he do before, very sucessful woh...

i know he shit too much, i get up, order dim sum for him then leave.