News source has confirmed that a secret organization that hates all races other than the "native people" have waged a war against all aliens in Malaysia. The M(KKK), a Malaysian version of the KKK have claimed that they were responsible for the injection of the H1N1 virus into Malaysian soil.
A man who bordered a Malayan Airlines flight from NY to KL was the carrier for the deadly virus that is now spreading across Malaysia. The carrier made sure that the infection would spread by coughing into the air conditioning system on the plane. He also blew his nose into a piece of tissue paper and left it on his table so that the H1N1 would be able to spread.
Officials in KLIA failed to detect the presence of the H1N1 virus despite having millions of ringgitz in fund. The source of the error was due to the fact that the employees had gone to drink a few Heineken's in one of the stairwells.
Malaysian authorities refused comment.
UPDATE!
We have just received news that the flu has spread to The Island of Penang. Authorities are saying that in order to protect all other civilians on mainland, the island has been quarantined. No one is allowed in or out, without bio hazard suits. The authorities have stated that if necessary, Malaysia will use nuclear weapons to vaporize the island in an attempt to clear aliens and the H1N1 virus.
"It is like killing 2 stones with one bird" was the exact word the chief of the H1N1 squad used to describe the shocking situation.
The chief is a known member of the MKKK.
God save us all.
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