Harlal Pork

The Malaysian government has announced that effective of today, a harlaarl version of barbee will be havailable.

The ministry officially announced today that rumours that have been circulating the community are in fact true.

Malaysian scientists recently discovered a gene that could in fact make barbee safe for consumption. The technique was discovered accidentally when the scientists were in fact looking for a cure to the rising problem of mat-rempit-syndrome which is rapidly spreading throughout the country as thousands of "people of the earth" decide to race through the streets with "modified" 5cc Motorbikes, around the city in attempts to look cool.

The kelantan government has reportedly built a special track that provides for these 5cc bikes to race and show off. A study was conducted and it was discovered that shockingly, mat rempit only race after 9pm. The tracks are only open from 9AM to 5PM. Ahbeng, a member of the C Mat rempit commented on this saying that the track was made by kayu people and that he prefers racing at home.

Special shops will be set up by the ministry and these meat will be available for prices ranging from RM50 to RM100 per KG.