Lost: pulau jerejak

This is the Malaysian version of Lost.

Today a plane crashed into pulau jerejak causing all 100 passengers to be given MIA status.

Out of the 100 passengers, there are 2 confirmed survivors, one of which is my seefu and another unknown male subject. The other 12 are not confirmed because they are naked, and thus not harlarl.

The Malaysian government has decided that since the economy is not good, they will start a TV series called "LOST: Pulau Jerejak" and have declared the island off limits to all homosaepians, unless they are willing to join the cast on that island. The winner will receive a proton chancellor and one bottle of non alcoholic wine. [also known as sparkling juice.]

People native to the land, will receive one bodyguard each and a carton of harlarl products to be used on the island. they will also be given an option to build a house at 20% its actual price.

My seefu was the first to capture a part of the island where soybeans were rumoured to grow. This was the first attempt to make tofu.

Updates next time.

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