My seefu is gone... forever....

This morning I learnt that my seefu has left us all... forever.
He was a good seefu. He trained us so hard.

1. We could bear the smell of rotten eggs after his classes.
2. We learnt MALAYSIA BOLEH.
3. We learnt that the lonkgang didn't stink as bad as we thought.
4. We learnt that old people like to massage.
5. We learnt that there was a dim sum shop opposite our school.
6. We learnt the crane stance that prevented our 'glorious' seefu from falling down oh-so many times.
7. We learnt that the polite way to go to the washroom: Stand up and yell at the top of your voice: "UNCLE. I WAN GO PANG JIU"
8. We learnt that the secret to being a good sniper is to drink homemade coca cola.
9. We learnt how to make nuclear bombs.
10. We learnt how to build dams the right way.
11. We learnt that annwaar is a good man...
12. ...Then we were told that he is kayu.
13. We learnt how to tie knots properly.
14. We learnt not to sit in the front rows of the class.
15. We learnt how to laugh at jokes that weren't even close to funny.
16. We learnt how to challenge gangsters.
17. We learnt that the Japanese created the dum-dum bullet.
18. We learnt how he rolled in cow shit for 2 days until the smell soaked his skin.
19. We learnt that Cambridge is cheating the world.
20. We learnt that wiping a teachers ass is very important.
21. We learnt that if you can do something, he can do it better.
22. We learnt how lousy the standard of a commando is now. They drowned in a swimming pool.
23. We learnt that the best commandos can go for 10 days without sleeping. My seefu can do 11.
24. We learnt that KSA is very smart.
25. We learnt that Garvan is not so smart. yesterday he invented the 'guided bullet system'. today he is working with the US Army on a top secret device to kill his former seefu.
26. We learnt that when you punch, you twist your wrist.
27. We learnt NEVER to cycle into a bus. [read here]
28. We learnt that it is not a good idea to become the principal of a school. If forced, become the principal of a boys school only.
29. We learnt that while the world is in a huge economic crisis, the nation is focusing on small hole.
30. Most importantly we learnt the Tofu Theory that explains why u go splat when you jump off a building.