Tyres.

Today My seefu say that he blame the country for producing such lousy tyres. He say that that day he can actually stop the lorry, but because the tyres on the lorry so nub, when he stand there, not enough frictrion so the lorry "skretch" him only.

Then i ask him if "skrekh" only, y he fly so far. [Incase you duno my seefu, he is very very phat okay]

he say that when lorry "skrekh" him, he feel like flying, so he call on the spirit of the humming bird, but then because he so phat, he say that b-tard spirit no strength to move him, so he call spirit of the flying dinasaur and the spirit was too strong so he fly too far.

Then i ask him about the durian, he say that he very lucky because he predict that durian will fall on his little brother today so he wear the same thing that rugby people wear to save their little broder from much much pain.

Later i tell you more facinating story, now i sleepy.