Muthu's adventures.

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP * 
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his 
wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?" 
Wife: "No! Why?" 
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why." 

* MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT * 
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First 
he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. 
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. 
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut 
off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't 
walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. 
If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

* MUTHU & DRIVER * 
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised 
tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. 
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive." 

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL * 
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to 
the washbasin. 
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. 
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed 
towards the s ignboard "* WASH BASIN * " 

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* MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART * 
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor 
of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?" 
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination." 

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