Things to keep in mind while in MALAYsia.

If you ask Malay do for you - take long time.
If you ask Chinese do for you - cost more money.
If you ask Indian do for you - sure break wan.

If you eat Chinese food sure got pig blood inside wan...
If you eat Malay food sure is left over.
If you eat Indian food sure stomach ache.

If you looking for wife:
Chinese - noisy.
Malay - must potong.
Indian - curry damn nice I tell you!

If you buy Chinese car - accident sure die wan.
If you buy Indian car - sure slow wan.
If you buy Malay car - no engine wan.

If you enter Chinese temple: no problem!
If you enter Indian temple: no problem!
If you enter mosque: Racial issue.

Big fight
Chinese weapon: what weapon? KUNG FU!
Indian weapon: parang.
Malay weapon: kris? =.=

Chinese New Year: red packet. (Represent luck, blood and danger.)
Indian New Year: purple packet. (Represent nothing. Purple was cheapest colour to print.)
Malay New Year: green packet. (Represent pandan leaf.)

Malay - cannot eat pig
Indian - cannot eat beef.
Chinese - cannot e.....

Chinese - eat come first.
Indian - Alcohol come first.
Malay - government sponsor come first.