Okay lah, i lied.
He was using laptop and he saw something, straight kena eyebleed. =.=
that was a lie too.
This is what happen.
My friend play phootball. noe while playing phootball, the guy always take goalkee-pee-r position. Now this is what happen.
The striker kick the ball and my friend as usual because he like kiss the floor so much, do a dive. Then his defender like him so much that the defender take opportunity of him on the floor and jump on him. [defender is what we call softy...phargot]
Then the defender's thing poke the goalkeeper's eye.
Wah i tell you, the goalkeeper got up and see everything red. Then he ask his team mate why ball turn red colour. The friend is very smart. he say that maybe goalkeeper watch too many prawn at home so the big boss *points to sky* give him colour blindness.
Straight go hospital, now he cannot PCC de. no 'privacy'
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