Ladies and shentalman

I announce the launch of the tofutheory blog where all kinds of nonsense shall be posted over the days to come.

Today i shall yak abit about life on mars.

It seems that on mars, there are little tiny green people that have the ability to shape shift! the planet also has this substance- water that isn't water.


And while we are talking about mars, lets also talk about its neighbour! Earth!
earth has a gravitational pull which is very strong. For instance, while holidaying on the moon, i accidentally fell off the 2oth floor of the moon-space-expensive-hotel and i just floated to the ground!!! okay so i didn't float, i fell and landed softly.
On earth if you were to jump out of a 20th story window [or a door that was placed in the wrong place] you would experience the tofu theory yourself.

"When you are tofu and you smack hard hard thing, that thing don't change mah!
tofu splat wad..."

And that's my nonsense for today.

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