Smart boy.

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Shah Alam courtroom drama yesterday, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Malaysian national football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Muthu's adventures.

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP * 
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his 
wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?" 
Wife: "No! Why?" 
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why." 

* MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT * 
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First 
he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. 
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. 
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut 
off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't 
walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. 
If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

* MUTHU & DRIVER * 
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised 
tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. 
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive." 

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL * 
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to 
the washbasin. 
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. 
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed 
towards the s ignboard "* WASH BASIN * " 

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* MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART * 
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor 
of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?" 
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."